From the mouths of children

I walked into work this morning and saw a little girl standing there. Her mum had obviously come to the office for something and left her standing there by the door. She looked about 3 or 4.

The reason she was standing there was pretty obvious - she was talking on her cell phone. Well, by cell phone I mean one of those you get with sweets inside it, not a real one. But the fact that it wasn't real didn't hinder her in any way. She was standing outside to get better reception apparently.

I could hear some of her side of the conversation which went something like this...

'Where yuh deh?'
'Oh, me deh a town'
'No, me caan afford dat, me no get di money yet.'
''Im say it soon come, but me no inna dat'
'So me say'
'Me credit soon done so later'

She has clearly been listening lots and knows what you say on the cell phone well!