Starting to get bored

I'm not well. I ate something at the weekend which obviously didn't want to be eaten by me. It is now getting revenge by making my legs feel like jelly, giving me cramps worse than any period and causing me to make frequently trips to the bathroom. I've had to stay home from work and do nothing.

But I must be getting better now as I am starting to get bored at home. My head hurts so my concentration span is zero which means that I can't manage to read a book and I can't follow the plot of any movie whcih I don't already know by heart. I have had to resort to watching lots of MTV and falling asleep during the tennis which is on at the moment. And I keep having strange dreams... which I'd tell you about but I think I have now been on the computer for long enough as the screen is starting to blur!